- New York Cab Drivers: Blinkers for lane changes?
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
sauces say he died in the kitchen
(Source: pointy-earedbastard)
Tomorrow I’m heading to New York for a reallyy exciting trip(: There’s this awesome ceremony that I’m so fucking stoked about, family friends, and MOSS. AHiwufhi;u moss. Seriously, excuse me while I sob at the thought of having to leave him. I haven’t even fucking left New Orleans yet.
(Source: pushthemovement)
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING
(Source: faith-in-humanity)
My eyes have melted and my ears are bleeding and my brain is on fire and my fingers are sore. But I’m getting somewhere.
(Source: fuckyoutoocunt)
I miss this
so cute i can’t even handle it.
(Source: eternally-misplaced)
(Source: groffs)
(Source: blog-anglophonic)

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You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r47z2OX01r6bovho1_500.jpg)




